Jason Habel, 29

Senior VIP host, Vanity Hometown: Las Vegas.

First Vegas nightlife job: Host at Body English, five years ago.

Special talent: Still able to hit a 90 mph fastball.

Best part of the job: Having a good time is basically your job, so it beats sitting behind a desk.

Worst part of the job: Sometimes you have to be an asshole.

Best tip story: A random guy once asked, “Will the thousand friends in my hand get me and my two buddies in?” [It did.]

Best celeb tipper: Oakland Raiders wide receiver Javon Walker.

Favorite celeb to party with: Colorado Rockies first baseman Jason Giambi.

Least favorite celeb to deal with: Don’t really have one [but I’ve] heard T.O. [a.k.a. Buffalo Bills wide receiver Terrell Owens] is a pain.

One thing most people don’t know about Vanity is: The women’s bathroom—but I wouldn’t even call it a bathroom—is [the] most exquisite women’s lounge I’ve ever seen [or] heard of.

Most people don’t know that: I taught special-ed classes at a high school in the ghetto for two years.

If he wasn’t a VIP host, he’d be a: Lawyer.