A man walked into a bar and ordered 12 shots of tequila. When he slammed his 10th, the bartender was a bit concerned. “You shouldn’t be drinking those so fast,” he said. “You would if you had what I have,” the man responded. “And what’s that?” asked the bartender. The man stood up, stepped away from his bar stool, then replied, “Fifty cents.”
Best of the City 2016
Our seventh annual celebration of all things Las Vegas, from the best place to fix your speeding ticket to the best Bloody Mary.