A man walked into a bar and ordered 12 shots of tequila. When he slammed his 10th, the bartender was a bit concerned. “You shouldn’t be drinking those so fast,” he said. “You would if you had what I have,” the man responded. “And what’s that?” asked the bartender. The man stood up, stepped away from his bar stool, then replied, “Fifty cents.”
A Peek at Life Is Beautiful 2017
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