They say you shouldn’t judge a book by its cover—but can you judge a reality TV star by her cake?
It sounds completely ridiculous, we know, but take a look at two examples from Feb. 27:
Exhibit A (pictured, right) is the cake presented to Kim Kardashian at Tao. Like the picture-perfect socialite, the cake was curvy and perfectly manicured. And like the dress that Kim K was wearing that night, the cake had an designer label, too (Gimme Some Sugar).
Exhibit B (left) also reflects the person who received it, Jersey Shore personality Jenni Farley. The cake, like JWoww herself, is unpretentious and unrefined. In fact, it looks like something you could pick up at the grocery store—and we’re talking Food 4 Less here, not Whole Foods.
Although they were very different, both cakes suited both women perfectly. Kim K’s perfume bottle-shaped cake was voluptuous and coincided with the curvaceous entrepreneur’s new fragrance. Meanwhile, JWoww’s b-day cake at Moon matched her fake nails and ridiculous, marabou-topped tiara. And you know what? That’s totally fine. Let Kim Kardashian and JWoww have their respective cakes—and let them eat them, too.