Audrina and Ryan

When worst-kept-secret-couple Audrina Patridge and Ryan Cabrera went to Vanity on March 13, they asked not to be photographed together, but of course that didn’t stop the onlookers (or the pseudo-secret from getting out). They got there around 1 a.m. and hung out in the VIP, but it wasn’t long until they hit the floor together. So much for keeping a low-profile. They left about an hour later. Zzzzz. Earlier in the night, the un-couple were also spotted at Caesars Palace checking out everybody’s favorite non-Justin-Timberlake-fedora-wearer, Matt Goss. Zzzzz again.