Happy Birthday to … ME!


I came to Las Vegas on April 1 for my birthday and it was super fun. I always have fun in Vegas, but this time I went to see Dita Von Teese at Crazy Horse Paris and her show was so sexy, she almost turned me. (Almost.)

After the show, my friends and I went for dinner at Tao but I didn’t get to eat much since I’m on a diet. My God, is dieting hard work—especially at Tao because everything is so yummy there.

A bunch of people showed up for the party, including Holly Madison and Benji Madden. They kind of debuted their rekindled romance at my party and were trying to not be overly affectionate or flirtatious in public but it was obvious.

It’s going to be hard for them to make it last, especially because they live in different cities, but Benji likes blondes, so you never know! They’re probably going to be on-and-off for a while; I don’t think they’re going to be exclusive or anything. But they are better suited for each other than Benji and Paris Hilton were. I mean, Holly’s not as famous as Paris, but she’s still famous, so she and Benji are more on the same level.

As far as Holly is concerned, she used to date Hugh Hefner, and anything is an improvement over Criss Angel, obviously, but she was also hooking up with pro skateboarder Rob Dyrdek recently—she gets around! But she’s a very sweet girl, and I know her so I’m happy for her and her new man.

Jessica Simpson’s former assistant, CaCee Cobb, was also at my party with her Scrubs boyfriend, Donald Faison, and Pussycat Dolls founder Robin Antin was there with her pet project, Matt Goss. He’s hot, that Matt Goss guy—but he’s not gay. Sadly.