Compiled by @marseniuk
@jasonstrauss “People think Noah drinks 50 shots of Patron: it’s all Lime juice.” Nicola: I want my money back!
@johnnykats Wha-a? It’s $5 to park at Las Vegas Club? I’ll give you $135 for the whole property.
@badbanana Have we considered just not replacing Justice Stevens? Nine justices seems pretty flashy in these tough economic times.
@reggie_bush It’s funny watching drunk people make a fool out of themselves… and then you think, God, I hope I don’t act like that when [I] drink! Lol!
@rickmurray Unbelievable. #Spirit airlines to charge $20-45 for items in OH bins. More than that if you yourself choose to sit up there.
@Lrfrisbee_LVM Trading in the Wheaties for Lucky Charms … No more flakes (cereal, friends and men) for this girl!!
@fandpinlv I can’t afford UNLVino this year, so I’m giving blood so my homemade margaritas are more effective.
@vegascourtesan You know you’re throwing a good bachelor party when there’s a noise complaint. Oops.
@kevinrose I’m considering buying old spice body wash just so they keep making these epic commercials.