Haunting and Flaunting

It’s never too early for zombies. So what if Halloween is six months away? There’s no time like the present for a Halloween-themed party!

Aspiring costume designer and former Playboy Mansion plaything Bridget Marquardt put her dress-up skills to the test at Eve on April 24 during the club’s Halfway to Halloween party. She and boyfriend Nick Carpenter dressed like a couple of corpses—and what a handsome undead pair they made.

Though Marquardt was a beautiful zombie bride and Carpenter was a dapper dead groom, the real-life, living couple say they don’t have any plans to walk down the aisle anytime soon—though we’re guessing their friends and family are hoping they’ll tie the knot for realsy-reals before they die for realsy-reals.

Meanwhile, one thing the couple does say they will do is start shooting a reality show where they move into a new house together. (Original, we know.) So while this spin-off series sounds like a spin-off of another spin-off (read: Girls Next Door alum Kendra Wilkinson’s show, Kendra), we’ve got an idea for Bunny Bridget and her new hubby to differentiate themselves from Wilkinson and her husband, Hank Baskett: Get ex-boyfriend Hugh Hefner to play the part of the wacky neighbor.

Back to the party: Marquardt’s former Girls Next Door housemate/co-star Holly Madison turned out for the event and relived her younger years by squeezing into a Hooters uniform. While Madison paid tribute to her wing-slinging past, Fantasy headliner Angelica Bridges swung the other way and cross-dressed-up as Carrot Top. Together the two topless stars epitomized everything parents don’t want their children to grow up to be.