Tweets of the Week

Compiled by @marseniuk

@Jockin_JB Your swerving SUV and D.A.R.E. sticker lead me to believe you want to keep kids off drugs so there’s more for you.

@RandiActress Vegas is like an abusive spouse that you hate in the end, but you keep running back to!

@thestrippodcast I don’t wanna say that this stadium is empty but let’s just say the size of this crowd is … gossy?

@TonyDasco L.A. friends = embarrassing. Not gonna go to pool while they wear these Euro shorts and fake porn mustaches. Gotta be summer in Vegas!

@marcsavard I’m feeling like I should get some work done, so I’m going to a movie until that feeling passes.

@Samhaskell It’s easy to explain the difference between Miss America and Miss USA: class, scholarship, talent and service. That’s it.

@6BillionSecrets I work at Starbucks. When customers are rude to me, I serve them DECAF.

@tompapa Talking with old people is like constantly having a bad cell connection.

@CraigyFerg Up early today. Jetlag + espresso = tweaky Riverdance antics before breakfast. I’ll be weepy and cold by lunch.

@HopeDworaczyk Twitter, Google, Blip, Yahoo… Who names these? Dr. Seuss?

@vegasdeluxe Strip Scribbles: Celine Dion named America’s favorite singer in poll

@funnykeithlyle Who’d they poll, deaf people?

@MJ_in_my_Heart @Alicia­Jacobs Here’s some breaking news for ya>>Alicia Jacobs apologizes to the JACKSON FAMILY. Try that story, then we can talk. THANK YOU.

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The Losers (PG-13)

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The Losers (PG-13)

Hot on the trail of Kick-Ass’s experiment in vacant violence, The Losers is equally wrongheaded. A team of U.S. Special Forces, led by Jeffrey Dean Morgan as Clay, gets double-crossed and then joins up with a mercenary named Aisha (Zoe Saldana) who insists they seek revenge against CIA baddie Max (Jason Patric). The film’s politics, like this entire effort, are sketchy. Each character seems to have sauntered in from a different movie.