Compiled by @marseniuk
@Jasonstrauss In-N-Out Burger is truly a gift from God.
@ToddWorz Just got scolded by my 4 yr old for using my phone and she threatened to take it away. LOL I’m in deep shit. 🙂
@becomingLVlocal “Spill” is when the kiddo accidently knocks over a small cup of juice. Call it what it is, BP: an “oil catastrophe!”
@TravisGarland: It says Vanilla on the box, but I’m fairly certain this protein shake is Elmers Glue flavored. Flashback of kindergarten?
@KaycieReyes You surround yourself with women, gambling, the #Vegas “High Life.” Quit kidding yourself, what you’re looking for isn’t in any of that.
@point5 McDonald’s is recalling Shrek glasses due to toxicity risks. Now, if only they’d recall 90% of their menu.
@ryanmgreene People need to quit bitching about the #Vuvuzelas … It’s part of South African culture. Quit being so American.
@Samurai879 I hate being bi-polar…. it’s awesome!
@KIMCESS Sorry granola, it’s eggs and bacon today!
@queenofhouseZ I think I’m obsessed w/the World Cup…I have crazy dreams every night. Maybe 2night my dream can include Cristiano Ronaldo & David Beckham.
@lisaM_e I have to lay out, I don’t want to be the whitest white girl anymore.
@AlexCordova Old woman dressed as snow white just stopped me asking if I saw 7 little guys running around—one that sneezes a lot. Only at the Rio.