Tweets of the Week

Compiled by @marseniuk

@TFLN (917): I think I am going to devote my summer to making my cats Internet celebrities.

@Lauren_MacD Just because you can talk on your phone on the bus doesn’t mean you should.

@ScottAukerman The last time the entire world watched something this boring, Avatar grossed $1.8 billion.

@ItsChelseaStaub You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

@mattfraction “AT&T covers 94% of all Americans?” That’s amazing. I know THE ENTIRE OTHER SIX PERCENT.

@blakeshelton Grown men should never order drinks at Starbucks that consist of more than one word.

@natevegas $35 for 3 burger combos! Food was good, but, um, yeah. They’re burgers. (@Fuddruckers)

@TheFunnyJosh I love listening to FM radio; it gives me an opportunity to catch up with popular, modern commercials, with limited music breaks!

@joncrowley Apparently Spain’s number one export is pretend injuries.

@djshiftlv Ladies, just ‘cause it’s summer doesn’t mean the no-bra look is OK for all of you. #gravity

@TwentyLbPizza Lotta people talk shit about Vegas. But I’m glad I grew up here, as odd as that sounds. 24 hour kid in a 24 hour city!

@ConanOBrien Congratulations to Spain on their World Cup victory! May the streets run red with blood orange sangria and ham!

@LatoyaBembry I think I’m finally starting to like this Gaga chick.



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