Compiled by @marseniuk
@jeffbeacher I hate being at the airport and looking at kids and wondering if they r children or midgets. My brain is so warped.
@ronstoppable1 Screw trying to get to work tomorrow, I don’t even know how I will get home tonight.
@DamnItsTrue Facebook is the people you went to school with. Twitter is the people you wished you went to school with.
@PJPerez “Inception” brought up a good question about dreaming: Where do all the anonymous/random people in our dreams come from?
@jessicachenow I should be at comic con searching for single guys. They might all still live w/ mom but at this point I can’t be too picky.
@VegasGalB Taking a break to hit up the M&M store. Gotta love having an office on the corner of the world’s coolest playground.
@AmandaHimes Ugh, why is it that when friends/family come to town they expect you to be their tour guide? Some of us work and our weekends are *our* time.
@jayfenster Not 100% sure due to the 12 hours of drinking, but I’m pretty sure I was photographed wearing cat ears tonight.
@HRGirlVegas I have full fledged chaos on my hands. I didn’t make dinner and they’re all revolting. It’s not in my mom contract to cook EVERY NIGHT.
@newandhorrible The woman sitting next to me in the movies laughed even LOUDER than ME. I didn’t think that was POSSIBLE.