High Society, Low Standards

Proving that socialites can have reality shows before they’ve reached cougar age, Tinsley Mortimer and sister Dabney Mercer were in town to celebrate the High Society star’s 34th birthday.

The sisters, whose names make them sound like they should be played in movies by Bette Davis and Joan Crawford, were at Tao Aug. 6 for dinner (though Mortimer turned in early), then at Tao Beach for the day on Aug. 7.

That night the New York socialite and handbag designer had her birthday party where the sisters both turned up in matching green dresses. Good God, next thing you know they’ll both be wearing white after Labor Day. There’s a reason the economy is in ruins and this country is a shambles. If the purse makers don’t even care anymore, what chance do the rest of us have?