Compiled by @marseniuk
@DylanRileyXXX Had tons of fun last night. So much in fact I had to be driven home. :).
@capricecrane Facebook’s new “Places” shares your exact location via GPS. Because why should stalkers be limited to Twitter & Foursquare?
@richlieberman Las Vegas named America’s Most Stressful City. “Hit on 17? Don’t hit on 17?! Hit on 17?” Now that’s real stress.
@phillyblanks Lost all my marbles, phone and personal integrity in Vegas last night. Keeping up the losing integrity streak at the Ms. Universe party.
@brookiescookies If we have never even hung out or hooked up, not sure why u are already calling me baby.
@WilliamLifestyl DJ’s what’s the name of the track that goes, “Badada da daa daa da, Badada da daa daa da?”
@Mike_E Have had a headache all day. Two Advils didn’t help. Then realized I haven’t had a drink since Saturday. Headache gone.
@benschott Bananas: The only healthy thing to eat at Newark Airport. Both a fact, and a description of that fact.
@JeffyGold Having a baby is like getting a DUI from the universe.
@TheRyanMilam Las Vegas ranked the most stressful city in the US. Partially due to high unemployment, mostly due to Wayne Newton.
@TheJennKlein Goodbye Vegas, you dirty-coked-out-cheap-shoe-wearing-bad-perm-having whore.