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@djjazzyjeff215 Funny when people r having a good time but management isn’t. can u say … The Right Party at the Wrong Place? Fuck it. AM lives. Ahh yeah.
@aplusk I’m watching someone learn [to] Dougie. God I love Vegas.
@TrueTeenLives What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. But what happens at high school sure gets around fast!
@duce702 Glenn Beck is so sexy. The way his bigotry glistens in the sunlight… Oooh. Sex to the E.
@50cent I’m looking for a good main girl. I got me a good side bitch already.
@Djaarontheera It’s so cute seeing girls tweeting about football. Wait a minute!? What r they doin’ out of the kitchen? Go make some samitches!
@AbbyTegnelia I need to re-slutty-ify my wardrobe. A year in a Central American pueblo didn’t yield me enough Vegas party dresses. I feel like a nun.
@mande_jo On my way in to school I just saw a hitchhiker, a prostitute and a guy dressed in drag… I love Vegas!