Tweets of the Week

Compiled by @marseniuk

@SpongeBobThinks Facebook is 4 the people u know. Twitter is 4 the people u wish u knew & Myspace is 4 the people u wish u NEVER met. #FB

@dwpoker On my way to the airport in Vegas saw a billboard advertising just @djfive. No venue or anything. Real baller shit.

@djjazzyjeff215 Funny when people r having a good time but management isn’t. can u say … The Right Party at the Wrong Place? Fuck it. AM lives. Ahh yeah.

@aplusk I’m watching someone learn [to] Dougie. God I love Vegas.

@Clement23 Wow @OGOchoCinco just said the NFL fine was 2 months payment on his Bugatti. #mustbenice.

@TrueTeenLives What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. But what happens at high school sure gets around fast!

@duce702 Glenn Beck is so sexy. The way his bigotry glistens in the sunlight… Oooh. Sex to the E.

@50cent I’m looking for a good main girl. I got me a good side bitch already.

@Djaarontheera It’s so cute seeing girls tweeting about football. Wait a minute!? What r they doin’ out of the kitchen? Go make some samitches!

@Adeleena saw Paris Hilton’s mugshot and all I could think was, “Like, I want to get my hair done like that!!!”

@AbbyTegnelia I need to re-slutty-ify my wardrobe. A year in a Central American pueblo didn’t yield me enough Vegas party dresses. I feel like a nun.

@mande_jo On my way in to school I just saw a hitchhiker, a prostitute and a guy dressed in drag… I love Vegas!

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Thur. 26 The desert is a different place at night, awash in moonlight instead of the merciless sun. If you haven’t experienced it, the Full Moon Hike at Spring Mountain Ranch is your chance. Be sure to bring along a flashlight and water. A park ranger will lead the hike. No pets are allowed. Hikers meet at 7:45 p.m. at the tour gate; admission is $7 per vehicle. Call 875-4141 to reserve your spot.



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