It’s His Life

As if Madonna residency rumors weren’t enough headline-mongering from across the pond, the latest scuttlebutt coming out of the United Kingdom is that Jon Bon Jovi has been offered a multi-million-dollar gig at a top Strip hotel.

Not for nothing, but at this point in their respective careers, Jon Bon Jovi looks more like a lady than Madge does; his guitarist, Richie Sambora, works cheaper, too. To be fair, Sambora works for Melrose Place set pictures of Heather Locklear, but still.