Tweets of the Week

Compiled by @marseniuk

@iMIKEMARZ Behind every great man, there’s a woman rollin’ her eyes …

@sdunn360 Best stripper name so far tonight: Sexican. It’s early, though, so stay tuned.

@TheKarla “My life is a movie and yours is just Tivo.” ha ha!

@Armstrongbeats Tweet me how to Dougie!!!

@GaryJBusey Has anyone seen @ParisHilton? She was supposed to be holding my purse for me.

@thesulk “I’m gonna start doing more impressions on here.” tHiS iS mY sTePhEn hAwKiNg iMpReSsIon.

@jaymohr37 My son takes all his clothes off to poop. Cute at home, but funnier at the food court in the mall.

@cooperhefner I still have yet to beat Donkey Kong in the Game Room at my dad’s, but when I do I promise you will all know.

@FATJEW Anybody notice that the word bed looks like a bed?! (Who says smoking weed on a Thursday afternoon isn’t productive?)

@Dolly_Parton: I hope people realize that there is a brain underneath the hair and a heart underneath the boobs.

@CodiC WTF was I thinking, booking a 6 a.m. flight out of Vegas?!

@kanyewest I wrote a song for Taylor Swift that’s so beautiful and I want her to have it. If she won’t take it then I’ll perform it for her.

@DearAnyone More holidays with rabbits, please.

@WayneCrane Note To Self: Don’t EVER date a famous socialite!!!



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