Tweets of the Week

Compiled by @marseniuk

@rocknrollwine Boarding Virgin America for flight 2 vegas. Very dark with purple neon & house music blaring. I think they are offering lap dances in aisle 12.

@[name removed] @StephenGHill Any employment oppurtunities coming up? @StephenGHill Yes. But sadly, they’re in the spelling dept.

@DJ_FRANZEN All these orange cones in Vegas and no construction workers in sight!

@danie_d Life has handed me lemons. Screw lemonade or lemon drop martinis. I’m going to punch things. 🙂

@grayjon I shoulda been an usher backup dancer. FML.

@DavidKatzenberg At the gym, sleeping. Compromise. 🙂

@DjQuira Reeses Pieces are good for breakfast!!! LOL! Well, they r good all the time. I should buy stock in the company…

@JVEGASB1C You really don’t realize how much a school teacher does unless u date one. Man, they are underpaid and overworked!

@Lloydbanks “Don’t hate, be hated.”

@BrandOneCo Wow, DMV in Vegas is jumpin’ @ 8 a.m.! FML!

@mcswinn Must of woke up on the wrong side, cuz I’m super over it.

@EmilyEllibee Dude, where’s my car?

@JackKetsoyan New line 4 ending a relationship: “I just can’t picture you being on my reality show.”

@chelseahandler I just found a piece of lettuce in my belly button.

@beckynlewis 2:45 and only 5 meltdowns. Sadly, this would be considered a good day for me.



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