Don’t Let Them Eat Cake

At least someone made it through a weekend in Vegas without being arrested. Katy Perry was at the Hard Rock Hotel for her bachelorette party, and she brought along Rihanna. Rihanna, on the other hand, brought a cake that would have been described in the ’50s as “indecent.”

The pair spent Sept. 18 poolside at the Hard Rock Hotel Beach Club, took in a show of , had dinner at Ago and bounced over to check out XS at Encore. It was when they got back to the suite that Ri unleashed her cake manhood, complete with frosting hair and what we sincerely hope was a baker’s error: white frosting oozing all over the thing. If it wasn’t an error, we’re never eating cake again.

In a related story: Do not invite Rihanna to your kid’s birthday party.