@kpedraja So HP’s new iPad competitor runs Windows and requires a stylus. They’re partying like it’s 2001.
@celeryinthecity Conflicted: I want to replace morning coffee with my spinach juice stuff..but I’m in love with Whole Foods coffee boy. Hmm.
@NotJayCutler My 1,000th tweet was about my balls. Right on.
@DanBlackDiamond Is it bad that I care more if the Las Vegas Loco’s win than UNLV?
@mtsearlyrisers I love a Floridian naked man streaking and claiming to have superpowers… Isn’t there something else he could do with said powers?
@janecmetcalf Settebello pizza. Is there anything better?
@lasvegasloopy Taco Bell’s new orange cream swirl freeze is yummylicious. If I didn’t have to be at work in less than 2 hours, I would totally spike it.
@sinai_selah heat What is this? Can’t a girl do her homework without someone screaming like a frat boy outside? This is Summerlin, not downtown. Gah.
@_emmychristmas Will Smith’s kids are slowly but surely taking over the world, one radical haircut at a time.