Tweets of the Week

Compiled by @marseniuk

@JimmyAstonLV Owww anyone get the license plate of the tequila truck that ran me over last night??

@PeterGriffyJr Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.

@niubi Will parents start threatening their kids with “behave or I will go #amychua on you?”

@sucker_proof This ESPN commercial talks bout celebrating black athletes for MLK day & the 1st person they thought to show was Tiger Woods?!?

@chadsaunders AVN Convention in town. It’s ghonnorea-lly be a good time.

@DamnItsTrue I hAte pe0pl3 wh0 tYp3 Lyk tHi5.

@CamSpringz Morning Sexting is like Folgers for long distance relationships.

@chibigirl626 Sooo tired, but I have this ridiculous love for Vegas. Imagine what I’ll be like when I’m actually 21!

@ClaraJeffery Hey, John McCain. You know the hero intern who ran toward gunfire & saved #Gifford’s life? He’s gay. #DADT.

@bxchen A sign that CES is over: my iPhone is actually working now in Vegas.

@losgriego What happens when 2 teams finish undefeated in College Basketball? NOTHING, cause it doesn’t happen. BCS is no March Madness.

@barrett_a Glad the joke everyone calls college football is over and we can quit talking about it. March madness here we come.

@ellearpon OMG. UNLV admissions.. I’ve had an “estimated wait time” of 11 minutes… for the past hour.

@genevievewilson Dude. The Oprah Network? Really???!!

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