Blinded by Science

Everyone loves to complain that the clubs are full of spray-tanned meatheads and fake-boobed dingbats. Well, bringing the IQ average on the Strip up for the year: Stephen Hawking. The physicist and stone-cold … whatever the science equivalent of a rock star would be … was at Tao for dinner Jan. 23.

Either he was there to bring the smarts up, or Hawking was at Tao to straight-up bust moves all night long. And when that guy brings it on the dance floor, he can do it on the quantum level in non-Euclidean space. You just got served—by science.