Jwoww turns twenty fwwive

Almost-human life form Jenni “JWoww” Farley brought 15 friends to the Hard Rock for her 25th birthday Saturday night — though none of them were part-time, terrible-work-ethic Shore Store employees.

The crew started at Rare 120 for dinner before moving over to Vanity where Farley and boyfriend Roger Matthews were set up on stage. The club rolled out a cake and “Happy Birthday” around 1 a.m., and the ‘cone-and-‘roids couple danced and kissed until they left around 3 a.m. According to Radar, Snooki wasn’t around because she had an appearance of her own going on. Which means someone had to shoot an e-mail to Snooki’s representation to determine how busy she was on a random Saturday night. Journalism!

Jason Scavone is the editor of DailyFiasco.com.