Life imitates art: Casino actor De Niro to co-own hotel inside a casino

Caesars Palace announced plans to rebrand its Centurion Tower as a Nobu Hotel. Yes, the Nobu is co-owned by Robert De Niro. You can blow up the Stardust all you want, but Ace Rothstein will get his hotel whether you like it or not.

The cast of Celebrity Apprentice spent March 5 and 6 at Surrender and Blush, respectively, to celebrate the season premiere. At Surrender, Gary Busey was dancing on his banquette while smoking a cigar. Anything to take some of the attention off Charlie Sheen for five minutes.

The new cast of The Real World: Las Vegas celebrated the season premiere March 5 at Vanity, along with Vinny, Ronnie, Pauly D and Deena from Jersey Shore, in what experts are calling “Realitynarok.” Leading scientists and theologians believe this is the mythical event that will foretell the doom of the Old Gods, the drowning of the Earth in water and the rise of The Situation to take Odin’s throne at the End of All Things.

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JWoww turns 25, boobs turn 4


JWoww turns 25, boobs turn 4

By Jason Scavone

In the latest episode of Jersey Shore, Jenni “JWoww” Farley turned down an offer to hook up with a stranger because she liked how things were going with her new boyfriend, Roger Matthews. You know, like a normal, reasonable person would do. We weep for what Jerz might become if this plague of rational behavior and consideration for other people’s feelings continues unabated.