@weezapa I can’t figure out which is crazier: Charlie Sheen giving Lindsay Lohan advice, or Gary Busey dishing out words of wisdom to Charlie Sheen.
@EricStangel Charlie Sheen fired by Warner Bros yet Qaddafi still has a job… #Yafuuzu (that’s #Winning in Arabic).
@GooseTFI Charlie Sheen is the white version of Kanye West.
@RexHuppke Just saw the naked pictures of one of Charlie Sheen’s goddesses. Turns out that he is, in fact, winning.
@SarahKSilverman If I hung out w/ 20 year old porn stars all the time I’d think I was a genius, too. #Sheenius.
@GeorgeTakei Mardi Gras is mostly an excuse for us to all act like Charlie Sheen for a day. #CharlieIsADouchebag.
@peteramckay Sad but true: Charlie Sheen’s Twitter is more interactive than that of members of Congress I follow.
@bgplaywr83 I love the smell of #tigerblood in the morning.
@LalaP You know who probably has the worst job right now? Charlie Sheen’s agent/manager/maid. In that order.
@Lord_Voldemort7 #if Twitter was high school Charlie Sheen would be that awkward janitor that hit on the students.
@ScottBSheldon Lose your job, lose your children…Charlie Sheen and I have a different definition of #winning.
@karaokekills For Lent, I’m giving up Charlie Sheen.