@Brian_GriffinFG I feel bad to hear that our fellow dog (Nate Dogg) died, No worries though. All dogs go to heaven.
@Rebecca_bIack Funny when jobless people on Facebook update their status to ‘thank god it’s Friday’
@delacey355 Got to go with the first hunch on the brackets. More confusing than the first time you see Inception … and the second time.
@RPerezFeria It’s astounding how much actual work I get done on the weekends. Why can’t we designate say, Wednesday, “no talking to anyone at work” day?
@crissangel Lance gives the best massages….
@BenBadler If they broadcast baseball the way they do March Madness, they’d cut to a commercial break in between every at-bat.
@StoneRokk Bon Jovi blames Steve Jobs for killing the music industry. This coming from a guy that has a Superman emblem tattooed on his arm.
@RichJuz The person who made up the phrase, “Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels,” probably never had a lobster roll.
@juliussharpe Once they do away with unions in Wisconsin, they can finally give teachers the low pay and shitty healthcare they deserve.
@pixelhaus Thank God SXSW is finally over, I can stop feeling jealous now.
@WILLSMlTH Why are there never any good side effects? Just once I’d like to read a medication bottle and see “May cause extreme sexiness.”