Tweets of the Week

Compiled by @marseniuk

@killorn While I might agree the best way to get over someone is to get under someone else, I really think that’s post-breakfast advice, Grandma.

@Kass1nova Outta all the places in Vegas Lady Gaga could make an appearance at she went to Krave! #SoHomo.

@grayjon U can tease me all u want but my Prius just cost me $35 to fill up (at $3.91 a gallon). See u in 2.5 weeks gas pump!

@drewstubbsfan It would appear that I’m the only one in the world that doesn’t really care about basketball. Is March Madness over yet???? !

@cornlog This high-powered shop vac I got doesn’t fill the hole in my soul created by having kids but it comes damn close.

@MarylandMudflap Thanks to Facebook, 4Square, Zabasearch, Google, and the internet in general, stalking is so easy its almost boring. Almost.

@k9leavings I’m pretty sure someone in the men’s room is trying to get the last bit out of a ketchup bottle.

@GooseTFI Our lesbian neighbors gave my brother a Rolex. That was nice, but I think they misunderstood when he said, “I WANNA WATCH.”

@the_mical I may hate on the hipsters, but I’d take a sea of hipsters over a group of three or more frat boys any day of the week.

@StevieTickets Worst kept secret: Britney Spears is the special guest at Rain. Best kept secret: You have register to win tickets = shitshow at the door! ha ha.

@jasonmustian Ask not what your country can do for you, but what NATO can do for your country, so it doesn’t look like you’re starting another war.

@TonyDasco Vegas Dealers theme song: “Everyday I’m Shuffling.”

@wordlust “Meep” is now in the Oxford English Dictionary. The Road Runner wins again.

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