It’s baseball season now, so we’re not sure what Kenny Powers is
doing hanging around Vegas when he should be coming out of a major
league bullpen somewhere, but there was Danny McBride Saturday at Tao, celebrating his Natalie Portman co-starring stoner/Medieval romp Your Highness. Which, incidentally, there’s no way that movie wasn’t conceived by stoners after they giggled for 20 minutes about “Your HIGHness.” Stoners are terrible.
McBride told the crowd, “Gonna keep this short cause I’m drunk. Go see Your Highness,” before launching into a dirty joke. Later on, McBride and The Office’s Craig Robinson got in the DJ booth to rap.
Britney Spears and Jason Trawick popped into the club, keeping it
low-key until McBride asked to be introduced, and chatted with Britney
for a bit. Foxx had the table next to McBride, while Gabrielle Union and
Dwight Freeney were a few tables down.
Also checking in were Garcelle Beauvais, Dania Ramirez, Sophia Bush and the producers of One Tree Hill, Max Adler of Glee and Kunal Nayyar of The Big Bang Theory. None of them, however, have the unhittable fastball of Kenny Fuckin’ Powers, so feel free not to care.
Jason Scavone is the editor of DailyFiasco.com.