Seven days of tasty observations and bite-sized commentary from Vegas and beyond, served 140 characters at a time. Curated by @marseniuk, published every Thursday—get ’em while they’re hot!
Is it bad that I see a bottle of single barrel Jack Daniels and I get thirsty?
Dear shitty government, thanks for arresting people for internet poker while doing fuck all to the criminal bankers who stole billions.
I WILL cry over spilt milk when it’s organic and $7 a gallon.
Kurt and Kyle Busch working together=axis of evil!
Hate to be the dude at CVS buying condoms and getting his card denied. He just got cock blocked by visa.
GOOD NEWS: Donald Trump’s candidacy could open the door for other equally qualified candidates, like Ryan Seacrest.
Wait… Is there something going on with online poker?? #delayedreaction
Cut the gristle off your life-steak.
Went to UPS and got into a fight with the packaging tape…needless to say the packaging tape won. We actually had quite the audience too…
Royal wedding? I know one queen who doesn’t give a shit.
To be completely honest, I have never got jiggy with it, or anything for that matter.
It looks like the neighbors are at it again, bright and early. I wonder if I’ll be treated to another 15 hours of jack hammer symphony today