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Beloved character actor Osama bin Laden, star of TV’s “Fox News”, dies age 54
Trump demands to see the long form Death Certificate. #binladen
so now that this osama cat is gone, can i please start bringin full bottles of shampoo thru the airport, or at least keep my damn shoes on?
Apparently the Navy Seals found suspicious tubes of toothpaste and shampoo in Osama bin Laden’s Abbottabad compound.
He may be dead, but in a way, he won. We gave up our rights. We passed a PatriotAct. We spent trillions on needless wars. Fear now rules us.
I’m pissed desperate housewives didn’t record all the way because of stupid Osama! even dead he still fucks shit up ugh!
Obama: “Anybody else wanna see my birth certificate?” Drops mic, walks away.
The entire series run of Cheers is on @netflix. There goes my weekend.
Is 2:30 too early for wine?