At least the music at Pure wasn’t chin music

Let this be a lesson to all the male stars out there: If you find yourself in a situation where you’ve committed some sort of horrific transgression, and you’ve only paid the most basic of lip service to contrition, go ahead and leak some dong shots, and apparently, you’ll be forgiven.

Chris Brown was at Pure to celebrate his 22nd birthday May 8, and he was met by a mob of girls screaming for his attention. You know, girls. Like the one he beat the holy hell out of two years ago.

It’s kind of surprising that Kobe didn’t think of this first. It’s downright amazing that O.J. didn’t—he had The Naked Gun right there in front of him the whole time.

Brown did a set that included “She Ain’t You,” “Deuces” and “Where Do We Go From Here?” among others, all while shirtless. Well, shirtless, sure, but at least he had pants on.

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