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We really can’t decide if this is an awesome idea, or a terrible idea. DayDream at M Resort is going to start offering girls the chance to buy stick-on, $8 pasties starting Saturday. On the one hand, it’s pretty damn fantastic in that it cuts down all those unnecessary bikini pieces. On the other, it tells girls it’s OK to not go completely topless. We can’t condone that kind of behavior.

We’re hoping that in the balance, this is going to be a net gain in aggregate boob-viewing, but we’re waiting for independent review from the Congressional Budget Office to confirm.

Jason Scavone is the editor of