Seven days of tasty observations and bite-sized commentary from Vegas and beyond, served 140 characters at a time. Curated by @marseniuk, published every Thursday—get ’em while they’re hot!
I just got told I look like a roller derby girl. Dont know if I should be offended or flattered
fake hair color, fake nails, fake ass, fake eye lashes.. and yet they wonder why they can’t find a “real” man!!
“you look cold” “yup..lil bit” “want me to warm you up?” no thanks, STRANGER in line behind me at smiths.
If dozens of cars are towed from First Friday in one night from one lot, it’s clear downtown needs more free parking and better planning
if the buffet at cosmopolitan hotel in vegas was running for election, it would get my vote
Why is it that wherever I go, the resident idiot heads straight for me?
The only thing that could’ve made Chris O’Dowd hotter at the end of Bridesmaids was if he was holding one of those puppies. Damn.
Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don’t know.
The federal government and I have something in common. We’ve both reached our debt limit.
I just spent $144 on socks… on socks.
Wow, so god told Huckabee NOT to run, but he gave the green like to Newt? God is just punking us, right?