Seven days of tasty observations and bite-sized commentary from Vegas and beyond, served 140 characters at a time. Curated by @marseniuk, published every Thursday—get ’em while they’re hot!
I ate half of a burrito & decided to go to the gym. I’m full of bad decisions today.
I need a boyfriend like Coffee Bean: Clean, listens to what I want and is available 7 days a week.
From today’s NYT Styles: “Most writers are slovenly & could stand to lose 10 pounds.” Actually, I could stand to lose 20! #SellingMeShort
We have to always deal with the fact that other people have feelings too.
All the hookers in Vegas look like nicki Minaj #ComplimentOrInsult
Beyonce’s Billboard Award performance the ENTIRE production budget for the BET awards.
Too bad the world’s not ending. I was looking forward to a day off.
the rapture didn’t happened but hell is about to freeze over. my technophobe mom is finally getting a cell phone. welcome to the 90’s, mom!
up next, a new series about mob lawyers wives. in this episode carolyn “meadows” goodman talks smack…capiche?
Nice to see mom and dad get to have fun and relax with their college friends. Esp with how crazy things have been for em lately.
Dear Mother Earth: Thanks for the rain and hail as I was leaving the office. I am so totally burning some Styrofoam tonight, you bitch.
So, do I unfollow @VegasSahara now or what?