Seven days of tasty observations and bite-sized commentary from Vegas and beyond, served 140 characters at a time. Curated by @marseniuk, published every Thursday—get ’em while they’re hot!
I missed Oprah’s last show but to celebrate I bought my neighbor a car and gained 40 pounds.
(807): If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don’t wanna be right
Getting cat called by a dude does wonders for my self esteem. I don’t have a gay bone in my body but they’re picky. #insertgaybonejoke
Maybe it’s just me, but if you’re kicking ass, doesn’t taking names seem an unnecessary clerical exercise?
I have bruises n scratches all over, how did I get them… idk Memorial day weekend what happened ???
I sometimes forget how obscene I am until I make an elderly couple move tables in a restaurant.
“If you’re going to get pulled over by a cop, it’s best to do it when you’re future in-laws are in the car.” -nobody #goodtimes
AS FAR AS I KNOW, NO ONE’S EVER COMPLAINED ABOUT POT BROWNIES IN LIEU OF WEDDING CAKE. #freezeitfor1stanniversarytoo
4 of WaPo’s 5 most popular politics stories are Palin-related right now. The other? Oscar Goodman, natch. http://ow.ly/5615W