Tweets of the Week

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Seven days of tasty observations and bite-sized commentary from Vegas and beyond, served 140 characters at a time. Curated by @marseniuk, published every Thursday—get ’em while they’re hot!

I missed Oprah’s last show but to celebrate I bought my neighbor a car and gained 40 pounds.less than a minute ago via HootSuite Favorite Retweet Reply

(807): If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don’t wanna be rightless than a minute ago via web Favorite Retweet Reply

#MDW in #Vegas is no JOKE!!!!!! Had like 5hrs of sleep in 4days -____-less than a minute ago via UberSocial Favorite Retweet Reply

Getting cat called by a dude does wonders for my self esteem. I don’t have a gay bone in my body but they’re picky. #insertgaybonejokeless than a minute ago via Echofon Favorite Retweet Reply

Maybe it’s just me, but if you’re kicking ass, doesn’t taking names seem an unnecessary clerical exercise?less than a minute ago via TweetDeck Favorite Retweet Reply

I have bruises n scratches all over, how did I get them… idk Memorial day weekend what happened ???less than a minute ago via Twitter for Android Favorite Retweet Reply

I sometimes forget how obscene I am until I make an elderly couple move tables in a restaurant.less than a minute ago via Twitter for Android Favorite Retweet Reply

“If you’re going to get pulled over by a cop, it’s best to do it when you’re future in-laws are in the car.” -nobody #goodtimesless than a minute ago via Twitter for iPhone Favorite Retweet Reply

Observing extremely shameless “walk of shame” struts across the casino floor. #Vegas. #MDW.less than a minute ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® Favorite Retweet Reply

AS FAR AS I KNOW, NO ONE’S EVER COMPLAINED ABOUT POT BROWNIES IN LIEU OF WEDDING CAKE. #freezeitfor1stanniversarytooless than a minute ago via Mobile Web Favorite Retweet Reply

4 of WaPo’s 5 most popular politics stories are Palin-related right now. The other? Oscar Goodman, natch. http://ow.ly/5615Wless than a minute ago via HootSuite Favorite Retweet Reply

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