Tweets of the Week

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Seven days of tasty observations and bite-sized commentary from Vegas and beyond, served 140 characters at a time. Curated by @marseniuk, published every Thursday—get ’em while they’re hot!

I’ve found that the only time I’m a “morning person” is when I’m still drunk from the night before…less than a minute ago via Twitter for Android Favorite Retweet Reply

Ladies, it’s swimsuit season, just remember to recognize your bodyy type. Be confident, but don’t scare everyone out the pool.less than a minute ago via web Favorite Retweet Reply

During the daytime, Vegas looks like it’s made out of cardboard.less than a minute ago via Echofon Favorite Retweet Reply

I’ve made a good start at eating my way through desserts so far this season. Two bridal showers down, 11 more summer wedding events to go.less than a minute ago via web Favorite Retweet Reply

Just saw Elvis in the makeup isle at target. #onlyinVegasless than a minute ago via Twitter for iPhone Favorite Retweet Reply

The Hangover … Right click, copy, right click, paste, replace vegas with bangkok, missing tooth with tattoo, baby with monkey = hangover 2less than a minute ago via Twitter for iPhone Favorite Retweet Reply

A man named Smeady threatened to hurt me if I wouldn’t give him “four whole lamb chops” while catering a wedding today. I was serving drinksless than a minute ago via web Favorite Retweet Reply

I’m just waiting for a las Vegas republican ad for president to say “this presidential election don’t bet on black.”less than a minute ago via Twitter for iPhone Favorite Retweet Reply

2 UNLV alums in the NBA finals playin against each other. Both balling too. #SWAGless than a minute ago via Twitter for Android Favorite Retweet Reply

what happens in vegas stays in your liverless than a minute ago via web Favorite Retweet Reply

Wonder if @RepWeiner can say with certitude which piece of living room furniture he’s been sleeping on for the past few nights.less than a minute ago via TweetDeck Favorite Retweet Reply

House prices are too low while gas prices remain high. Someone could make a ton of money by figuring out how to convert houses into gas.less than a minute ago via web Favorite Retweet Reply

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