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Seven days of tasty observations and bite-sized commentary from Vegas and beyond, served 140 characters at a time. Curated by @marseniuk, published every Thursday—get ’em while they’re hot!

You know the excitement that brides feel in the moments before they begin their walk down the aisle? That’s how I feel before lunch.less than a minute ago via Twitter for iPhone Favorite Retweet Reply

Is it just me or does Skrillex look like a cross between Christian Siriano and Darlene from TV’s “Roseanne?” (Google him.) #V7 #fbless than a minute ago via TweetCaster Favorite Retweet Reply

Facebook & Twitter cost businesses billions a year. On the other hand, it’s the only thing preventing employees from killing themselves.less than a minute ago via web Favorite Retweet Reply

Toddlers & Tiaras is a prequel to 16 And Pregnant.less than a minute ago via Twitter for iPhone Favorite Retweet Reply

Dear Tonight, please do not end up like last night. Thanks. Your Friend Joshless than a minute ago via UberSocial Favorite Retweet Reply

Something about having a eureka moment for a tough problem while on the can is quite satisfying.less than a minute ago via Tweetbot for iPhone Favorite Retweet Reply

Watching the shoe video descriptions on @zappos is like shoe pr0n to a shoe-raholic. Love it!less than a minute ago via tGadget Favorite Retweet Reply

Debating paying for Wynn gym or running outside watching the walk of shame unfold on the Strip? #choicesless than a minute ago via Echofon Favorite Retweet Reply

a bonus about living in las vegas during the summer: POOLS EVERYWHERE!less than a minute ago via web Favorite Retweet Reply

I thought that was a negative. RT @gabbisonn: a bonus about living in las vegas during the summer: POOLS EVERYWHERE!less than a minute ago via Echofon Favorite Retweet Reply

Clerk: Is that all for you? Me: Yes. Her: Are you sure? Me: I think so yes. Her: You THINK so? Then the staring contest. I also bought gum.less than a minute ago via UberSocial Favorite Retweet Reply

Just a thought: Hugh Hefner and Betty White?less than a minute ago via Twitter for Android Favorite Retweet Reply

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