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Seven days of tasty observations and bite-sized commentary from Vegas and beyond, served 140 characters at a time. Curated by @marseniuk, published every Thursday—get ’em while they’re hot!

I don’t get nervous if I’m surrounded by beautiful women. Cuz I know they’re all too busy hating on eachother to notice me at first…lolless than a minute ago via TwitBird Favorite Retweet Reply

. @la_la_laurie some guy asked me if it was too far to walk to Speedway from the Strip. I said heck no. Not far at all. #touristtrapless than a minute ago via web Favorite Retweet Reply

Even my mom asked me why i didnt go to the electric daisy carnival lolless than a minute ago via txt Favorite Retweet Reply

I went to the parking thinking I could run two miles… I left the park knowing I can’t even run one mileless than a minute ago via Twitter for Android Favorite Retweet Reply

Am I the only one who gets annoyed if someone assumes u work somewhere,when ur clearly not working! This shirt says nike & unlv..Not walmartless than a minute ago via UberSocial Favorite Retweet Reply

On a cosmic level, I’m truly glad the family in the room next door is loving Vegas. But I kinda wish they’d express their joy in Mime.less than a minute ago via web Favorite Retweet Reply

Al roker is my new style icon.less than a minute ago via UberSocial Favorite Retweet Reply

It seems that the same things for which I’d normally hire someone at home, I end up doing myself for my grandmother. #handymanless than a minute ago via Echofon Favorite Retweet Reply

If I were famous you would care that I just got a coffee and am now getting a haircut.less than a minute ago via Echofon Favorite Retweet Reply

Women should just be born hairless from the nose down. Life would be a lot easier!less than a minute ago via Echofon Favorite Retweet Reply

Why does glue always stick to my fingers so much more than whatever I’m trying to glue?less than a minute ago via web Favorite Retweet Reply

They should set up DUI checkpoints at Taco Bell drive-thru.less than a minute ago via TweetDeck Favorite Retweet Reply

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