Seven days of tasty observations and bite-sized commentary from Vegas and beyond, served 140 characters at a time. Curated by @marseniuk, published every Thursday—get ’em while they’re hot!
I don’t get nervous if I’m surrounded by beautiful women. Cuz I know they’re all too busy hating on eachother to notice me at first…lol
Even my mom asked me why i didnt go to the electric daisy carnival lol
I went to the parking thinking I could run two miles… I left the park knowing I can’t even run one mile
Am I the only one who gets annoyed if someone assumes u work somewhere,when ur clearly not working! This shirt says nike & unlv..Not walmart
On a cosmic level, I’m truly glad the family in the room next door is loving Vegas. But I kinda wish they’d express their joy in Mime.
Al roker is my new style icon.
It seems that the same things for which I’d normally hire someone at home, I end up doing myself for my grandmother. #handyman
If I were famous you would care that I just got a coffee and am now getting a haircut.
Women should just be born hairless from the nose down. Life would be a lot easier!
Why does glue always stick to my fingers so much more than whatever I’m trying to glue?
They should set up DUI checkpoints at Taco Bell drive-thru.