Vive la France! The award for best nightclub uniforms goes to Chateau, new to the Strip with a legion of French-maid-costume-wearing hotties. Surely, men everywhere are observing a moment of solemn contemplation of what that could mean for their next business trip. Designed especially for the club by Barbara Bell, the cocktail server uni features a plunging lace top and a short, A-line skirt with lace apron and white crinoline. Many of the ladies add a lacy garter and layer of sexy ruffled tap shorts underneath for that extra je ne sais quoi. All that’s missing is the feather duster. Wait—who are we kidding? These girls don’t dust!