Kim Kardashian and the future Mr. Kim Kardashian, New Jersey Nets forward Kris Humphries, spread out over Venetian/Palazzo locales to divvy up bachelorette and bachelor parties, friends, relatives and penis-shaped accessories.
On the night of July 23, Kardashian was at Tao with sisters Kourtney and Khloe, mother Kris Jenner, friends LaLa Vasquez, Brittny Gastineau and Humphries’ sister, Kaela. Even though there was a strict no-contact rule in place, Kardashian popped over to Lavo—where Humphries was with the boys—for a 2 a.m. kiss in front of the club. She took off after 10 minutes, which probably cut down the amount of crap Humphries took from his friends from 36 straight hours down to a manageable 10.
The following day saw Kardashian get the gift of lingerie up in her suite from the girls (we like where this is going), then head down to Azure, then shopping at the Palazzo and back to the suite for massages (what a waste of lingerie and a roomful of girls).
Humphries spent the day at Tao Beach, had dinner at Tao and then was back at Lavo for the evening. His friends tossed him into the pool, which marks the first time in a year something from the Nets went in with any kind of accuracy.