Apparently Kris Humphries is taking the dissolution of his 72-day marriage to Kim Kardashian hard, because he’s canceling his hosting gig Nov. 5 at Chateau. Which is weird because we’ve had pets die in less time than that without sweating it. Just go to the store and get another hamster, buddy. It’ll be OK.
DJ Benny Benassi cannot be deterred from beats, and the laying down thereof. On Oct. 28 at Marquee, Benassi was in the middle of his set when someone in the crowd threw a glass that caught Benassi in the nose. Without missing a note, he kept going in his set while pressing a towel over his face. On Twitter, Benassi claimed his nose had been broken.