High: Members of the ZBT fraternity selling red clown noses outside the Thomas & Mack Center to benefit the Children’s Miracle Network.
Low: The pile of schlock advertising fliers on every seat before the game. Spare the mess and save a tree.
High: One of the fliers is a Christmas tree coupon. Hey, thanks!
High: The sold-out student section singing in unison to the UNLV fight song.
Low: The Jar Jar Binks lyrics to the UNLV fight song, which encourage the Rebels to “win a victory.”
High: The injured Carlos Lopez elevating on the power of one-and-a-half ankles for a two-hand jam.
Higher: Justin Hawkins’ breakaway slam to put the Rebels up 61-43 with 6:36 left to play.
Low: Almost everything that happened after Hawkins’ breakaway slam.
High: Section 111, Row CC. Midriffs. Bare. “Rebels,” spelled correctly.
Low: The way Hey Reb sits at mid-court during Rebel Girl performances, staring at bare midriffs.
High: Those “FUNR” T-shirts the students were wearing. Because UNLV is funner.
High: The message on the back of the T-shirts: “I have to go to Reno every two years for a football game. What’s your excuse?”
Low: What happens every two years at those football games.