1. He would inspire the players to decorate their lockers.
2. Manolo Blahniks for the shortstop.
3. Glow-stick Louisville Sluggers on rave night.
4. Call-center Fridays.
5. Catch a foul ball, get a free copy of Delivering Happiness.
6. Don’t catch a foul ball, get a free copy of Delivering Happiness.
7. Three words: Seventh-inning yoga.
*And remember: If you don’t get it, you don’t get in.