The Beatific Bronco takes in Cirque show

When your team gets demolished in the playoffs, and the offense you led has no answer for a Patriots defense that was a Lee Evans drop away from ceding 27 points to Joe Flacco’s Ravens, there’s really only one thing you can do to salve your wounds.

You come to Las Vegas the same time the Adult Entertainment Expo is setting up shop.

Well, that’s what most football players would have (justifiably) done. Tim Tebow, on the other hand, came to town for a Nike photo shoot Jan. 18 and spent his night checking out Cirque du Soleil’s O with his brother and three friends.

After the show, Tebow went backstage to greet the cast. His rep said after the show that with his football season done, Tebow was “looking forward to going to church.” Which is, coincidentally, what we call the AVN Awards, too. Secret’s safe with us, Timmy.

The Deacon of Denver was in and out of town just for the day. At this point we’re shocked John Elway didn’t pay one of the porn stars $100 to photobomb Tebow, giving him a convenient excuse to try to trade up in the draft and nab a quarterback who can actually throw.

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