Cobra Starship, Capriotti’s and Crazy Horse III

There to check out Cobra Starship’s performance at 1 Oak on Jan. 20 were Jessica Alba and Haylie Duff, in town for a Chanel event. Because no one makes it a point to travel just to hear Cobra Starship… Capriotti’s is embroiled in a lawsuit with one of its stores over an unauthorized Crazy Horse III promotion where happy-hour customers could get a 6-inch sub and a beer for $5. Frankly, we’re shocked dancers didn’t bring suit themselves after hearing “Hey, look at the Bobbies on that one” 40 times a day… Ron Jeremy did his AVN celebrating at the aforementioned Crazy Horse III on Jan. 21. With a couple of girls there celebrating birthdays, Jeremy played “Happy Birthday” after pulling out his harmonica. We bet you’re glad that sentence ended with “harmonica.”

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