Hey, it’s a Super Bowl party! Everyone loves the Super Bowl. You’re all invited and everything. Oh. Oh wait, not you, Tom Brady, Wes Welker, BenJarvus Green-Ellis and Rob Gronkowski. This party is just for guys with rings from the 2011-12 season.
Proving that killer dance moves are everything in life, Victor Cruz—he of the end-zone salsa celebration—brought his girlfriend and a crew of friends that included cornerback Prince Amukamara to Tao to celebrate the Giants’ continued Super Bowl dominance over the Patriots.
DJ Vice got Cruz to do a little salsa for the crowd, and he didn’t stop there. The breakout wideout danced on the catwalk, along with Amukamara. He also had all the waitresses rocking “Cruz’n 80” tank tops. Which means that if we want to fulfill our lifelong dream of having our name scrawled on women’s chests, we either need to win a Super Bowl or join a popular hair metal band in the ‘80s.