Cruising Down Memory Lane

What do Tom Cruise, Nicole Kidman, Gene Hackman and Chumlee have in common? They’re all skewered in this parody “scoop” about Cruise’s (fictional) diary being purchased by Las Vegas’ own Gold & Silver Pawn Shop. Don’t miss the hot revelations regarding Cruise’s longtime fantasies about The Firm co-star Hackman!

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