Happy-esque couple at Wet Republic, Pure

Speaking of relationships that may or may not be what they seem, Season 16 Bachelor Ben Flajnik was at Wet Republic and later Pure on April 28 with two-time fiancée Courtney Robertson.

They already broke up and got re-engaged once, and accusations of infidelity have dogged them since the show ended. Quick! Which sentences were spoken by either half of the head-over-heels couple:

A) “We have not discussed children. We have talked about a lot, but our first step is moving in together.”

B) “We think after a year of being together we will be able to see where we want to go.”

C) “My dad texted me and said ‘You better not be getting married in Vegas!’ And I was like, ‘Oh no, no.’”

D) “We love Vegas, but we are not getting married here.”

E) “I would rather have rabid weasels stuffed in my panties than spend another second living this lie.”

F) “I remember when life could sometimes bring me joy, or pain, or anything. Since I’ve met her, now I feel nothing. It’s like some kind of supernatural night-nurse smothered my soul while it slept in a hospital bed.”

G) All of the above.

If you guessed “G,” that’s reasonable, but wrong. It was only A through E.

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