Seven Days

A curated tour of this week in your city

Thursday, May 10

Vegas Uncork’d is covered by Vegas Seven’s estimable Xania Woodman, so here we’ll just note that the wine-lovers’ super event starts today, is going on at Strip properties and downtown, lasts through Sunday, and features more wine and cocktail tasting than your liver will stand for. See for schedule.

Friday, May 11

Elvis impersonators run the gamut from drunks in dirty tracksuits to people who make a living aping The King. Frankly we’ve seen enough of them all, but understand that some folks still find a semi-slurred “thank you very much” thrilling. For them we note that the Ultimate Elvis Tribute Artist Contest runs from 8 to midnight tonight at the Fremont Street Experience and continues tomorrow night. But we’ll be at the Hard Rock from 6:30-10 p.m. for UNLV’s Rock and Brew fest. One hundred beers or 100 Elvises? No contest.

Saturday, May 12

You start in hell, run through a burning ring of fire, go up the stairway to heaven and down the demon’s ditch, through the web of lies and wind up in the Beer Garden of Eden. Finally, an event that gets us. It’s the Devil Dash 5K, and it’s going on in Bootleg Canyon near Boulder City from 7 a.m. to 4:30 p.m. for info and registration.

Sunday, May 13

The San Gennaro Feast started in New York City’s Little Italy in 1926 as a way to honor the patron saint of Naples, and evolved into an 11-day party celebrating all things Italian. Our version began Wednesday at the Rio and wraps up today. 11 a.m. to 10 p.m., $8,

Monday, May 14

Pssst … Hey, you look like a person who thrives on investment info, political juice and stock-market tips. So we’ll see you at Caesars Palace today through Thursday for the MoneyShow convention, right?

Tuesday, May 15

Can mental illness be entertaining? We suppose that depends on whether you’re experiencing it or watching the theater troupe 7 Fingers interpret its effects in the stage show Psy. Insomnia, amnesia, addiction and agoraphobia are all fodder for these acrobatic Canadians. 7:30 p.m., The Smith Center, $24-$59,

Wednesday, May 16

Armed Forces Day, a celebration of all branches of the service, isn’t until Saturday. The Palazzo is getting a head start this year by saluting wounded vets from Texas military hospitals. The Palazzo is hosting the vets for a weekend in Las Vegas; once they land at McCarran, they’ll receive a police escort to the hotel, where they’ll be welcomed in a public ceremony at 11 a.m.