Best Reality TV Star

Rio headliner Penn Jillette returned to the swirling shitshow of network reality television this year and performed on The Celebrity Apprentice with considerable poise and thoughtfulness. He lasted 11 weeks before being saddled with the unenviable task of marketing Donald Trump’s cologne, but handled his firing with a dignity that left fellow hot-seat employees Clay Aiken and Dayana Mendoza exiting the boardroom looking like rattled children.