Philly Cheez Steak Spring Rolls, Holsteins

A sort of low-brow East-meets-East-Coast item, this crunchy appetizer was a surprising hit. Tender beef is tucked into a deep-fried egg roll wrapper and served with “Udder” sauce (we’ll call it sweet chili). Cheez Whiz is rolled into the wrapper with the beef and comes out molten, so be careful biting into it, lest you get third-degree burns on your tongue. Our solution: Cut it open, allow to cool down, and enjoy.